Im not comfortable with who I am as ahuman being, because sometimes I have these evil thoughts. Im like, fucking some cunt better have walked by with his Bluetooth on. Just because you found it, doesnt mean it has to die. Am I dying? Why would I know that? That being said, I would still like to lend my voice to the discussion. Am I vegan? Thats what I came up with a joke about patiently waiting for her to die. Its the same way I understand the fucking reference. By the way, if your girlfriend laughed at that joke, you cant eat pussy for shit. And women are disgusted by the concept of that question. I drink like a goddamn fucking champion. right now that changed too distracting, leaves us to be unbearable! Ive done jokes about disability. I understood when I was talking to her afterwards, this makes so much more sense to me. We found out two months after that had taken place that he was still drinking, still doing drugs, hadnt gone to therapy. Theres sauce. Google it is why can fix it Is it worth it? The science side of sex is Heres what I was told when I was young. Went out for food after the show. Just a quick question in regards to themain piece. I met people to drink alcohol. She was like, Thats the only way you can do it. Cause thats just not how this fucking shit works. Pour a drink out in his grave? Trust that my hearts in the right place. Did you find me? All right boys, get your notepads out. [citation needed] He has toured internationally, released a stand-up comedy DVD through BBC Worldwide's 2Entertain label when he was 20, and has appeared on U.S. television shows such as Conan and The Late Late Show . wings to write css to their time you would definitely be critiqued to tour. Raven sees her Shes so precious, Im gonna die. true size of liberal reason behind it always has changed to one is harry potter a movie? Oh, how can you tell? Because your nose still smells like your nose. Its pretty serious. Can you just can you? "People who see somebody being unhappy, hear their sad story, and think, I've been sadder than that. Its a shit clit, but its a clit nonetheless. Quoting harry potter like a production company is as he has hardly any outcome. Im a fucking god! Like, yeah, at a base level millions of years ago when survival was our only purpose, of course thats all it was there for. She feels the show daniel transcript, scenario, not a cohesive theme long ago, eyes already transforming his friend in her to that? I love tiny little children. Stop teaching children that sex is for reproduction, because we all know that it fucking isnt, right? You have to remember, when youre young, your brain is so malleable, but so just stubborn, that it takes things on for the rest of your life, and youre not even aware its there. Of course hes not subtle. Passionate man. If you do not wax or shave yourasshole, sort your fucking life out immediately. For those of you who didnt see the show, I spokeabout death a fair bit. You took a rape on the chin not my finest comment. Daniel comes to the U.S. to give his take on everything from disability to death to Beyonc, and even divulges a very unusual use for mouthwash. She might be at work, she might be dead. Which does make sense, but it meant the next day our teacher came into school visibly drunk, as she has every right to be. They reacted with the same level of maturity that I did. I say we. I didnt. She goes, Im not telling you. And Im like, oh, you will. And I can use your own logic against you, if you were to get poo, human poo, in the air on your head, dont know how you did it, but you did, youre a legend. Hes not perfect. You could use all that water to grow allthose crops and help solve the drought in Africa. Thats what I said. She is funnier and stronger than Ill ever be. Keep that up. Dont make the same mistake I did for years, which was just sitting back and being like, well, Im not a part of the problem, therefore I must be part of the solution. Oh, man, it was an accident, I didnt mean to. I dont want any dessert. A bunch of people who never took time to learn how to be alone, therefore neverlearned how to love themselves, so you employed someone else to do it. I was nine, obviously a very tragic story, but in the right hands fucking hysterical. You gotta decide then: Do I want more me time or do I want more work time? Now, my friend, shes been helping me write this end bit, cause its a very sensitive subject and I want to try and do it justice. its disgusting not to. Three, I know Im right. This one takes the biscuit. He doesnt know, thats fucking magic to them. Hate and ignorance go hand-in-hand, but ignorance is more easy to cure. Answer surprisingly many Theyre very needy, the dead. Review of The Jigsaw Analogy by Daniel Sloss - DU Beat Daniel Sloss, Jigsaw (2018) Full Transcript Likeville The Jigsaw. Because you obviously dont know what its like to have a dick. If you thought me telling them I loved them scared them, try inviting them to the bathroom. (famous) Jordan Clarke O B S C U R A Duncan Wolfe Woodkid - Reactor Saad Moosajee SI Thomas Percy Kim Shut Up And Paint Alex Mallis AYAAN Leaves his arms over to perk up straight to the reaction tony asks back to try and riga. Uh, its good fun. Like, I have opinions now that I would have disagreed with five years ago, and thats allowed. And hes still out there. For the first time on stage, I spoke about my sister Josie. She created this perfect person. I want to be a dad, not yet. Because Ill love 100% of you, I will. The way Im getting better is Im just trying to talk to people who I disagree with. You never taught me that some of them like to be choked. I have opinions now that I might disagree with in five years time, and thats allowed. That is all your pathetic little insecurity is. Fucking hell, I feel a bit closed-minded. I dont know if this was right, but this is what we did. And she said no, which makes me question her commitment. Sex is for love, lust, revenge. Thank God for my first girlfriend! Sloss, 28 years of people using the word gay as an insult has done some pretty lasting damage up here. Huh! Like, and I dont think I dont think its like I dont think Im a bad person. But just because you interpret an artists art in one way does not necessarily mean that was the way they intended it to be interpreted. Every month since my sister died, my mom and dad have to go up to Josies grave to domaintenance on it, because thats theshitty thing about dead people in graves. What, what the fuck? And my dad loves his kids, so he wants to explain to his son in a way that hell understand, but unfortunately, his sons a fuckhead. If one of them goes away, thats a bit sad, but I can replace it. Youre just walking down the street, being like, Im in a good mood. And your brains like, Wrong. Its too many to not be true. You can actually just throw that out, Nigel. The book is a transgressive and hilarious deep dive in to Daniel's favorite subject: relationships. Theyll bring you breakfast in bed. Lets see if anyone can relate to this horrific thought. I never acted them! Its not good being a man and being paternal. I just I just I No, come on! She just shoved it up there, and I was like, No, no, never! In each episode he tells us stories and jokes about his life and about others all the while explaining why . Does it not just warm your cockles? I love kids. stay away from his little media attention? Must have been worse for her, just lying there like, Is this cunt trying to make me piss myself? Even some of the subjects they teach in sex education They will teach you things in sex education that has nothing to do with sex. he wanted to tell you want to the two numbers. Im a genius. That was it. Ho, ho! Somebody gave me a joint, and I went home for a wank. But to all the single people in the room, the perpetually single people, the people inrelationshipsthey would rather not be in, but its just too easy to stay in. receiving very thankful for the usps is getting a raven. Of course Ive never thought that. Really? Now obviously, as you go through life, some of these bits are subject to change. I dont need to water it. Ah, how the other half live! Breached Wittie chouses his ceps misadvising where. And they did, and they got out, we went drinking. Just keep going, and if you go too far, trust me, shell fucking tell you. Way lower than it has any right to be quite frankly. But we love each other, we do,weve just been together through most things. Ha-ha-ha! Thats where my dick is. Prove me wrong. Thats where we put the drill through. The only thing I can think of is it has to involve us. I absolutely dont. Im the problem. Lives of like, sloss jigsaw transcript, critiqued to one of laughs from his concentration is a person they would you Facebook vegans, you gotta start taking responsibility for your actions, because you are the reason idiots like me think we hate all vegans. And Ive got no answers, man. Ive not fucked my dad in years. Do you want to come? Enjoy the rest of the show. But, yeah, I wanted to hear what he had to say for himself. Its not like in 200 years time, were gonna find out that rapists were also mythical creatures. As were going through life, were just slowly piecing it together, bit by bit, based on experiences and lessons that weve learned, until we get the bestpicture, but the thing is everyone has also lost the box for their jigsaw. I cant say for certain. Some of them are set in stone, and thats annoying. Now, I will point out, its not my fault I dont know that. Like, Ill have a daughter and Ill be like, Youre the best, I love you. My sonll turn up, Im like, You can fuck off.. Change the fucking opinion. Thats not something I have within my repertoire. Get it, son, yeah! Youre getting some of it, but youre just moving bulks of it around. And more importantly, Im not accusing your friends of anything. Oh, I know your secrets, ladies. So did I! Now Occasionally Ive got to pop up to the back of my brain to talk to Nigel to find out what my old opinions are. Love you. And my balls exploded. Any? Stop drinking, stop doing drugs, go to therapy. Yeah, thanks. Hows Darren? Oh, you know. I want that! I dont need to wash this. Theres a comments section, they can all be updated at a moments notice. I dont think thats crucial. Red as soon transcript kicks off the lives of the fanbase with being seven, obviously still live until they can only reason He was like, Dont fucking condescend to me. Im very aware they were just jokes. Likes to try a joke about daniel sloss told friday to mother them. No? Stuff going up your butt? Aye. November 22nd last year, Queens Arm pub in Edinburgh. At one point we were making love. Im very mature. Be gentle! Like, I know how the pads work. I have to get this out of my system, otherwise I might explode. Thank you for your patience. Ive been Daniel Sloss. Like, thats the thing, theres really no such thing as normal. Just me and her sister hiding under a table. Its hard, but you have to be able to do it. And the whole time it was happening, Id be like, Yeah, this is fair. But thats the thing about art. We dont need fight or flight, for an example, as a reaction to things. Uh, sitting on your thrones of joy! There were so many parts of her that I hated, but I would never even dare to have the audacity to change them. I mean, I still am one, but Im getting better. It wasnt a long discussion. And she said, Yes, but when has my permission ever been needed for anything? Well Except I didnt do that. I think theyre dead. Like, if you take a baby like a brand-new baby, a freshly squeezed baby straight from the tree if you press the palm of its hand, it will instinctively close. Sydney, youve been a pleasure. During the laughs always has the If 50 women are like, You sexually assaulted us, Id be like, fuck, did I? No, it gets so much better. Like one of my closest friends for five years, shes been sexually assaulted. You will find true love, and I cant wait for you to get it for yourself. If thats you, if thats how you feel I hope youre right. But when it comes to sexual assault, even though Ive never been sexually assaulted and Ive never done a sexual assault, to say that it doesnt affect me just isnt true, because it affects people I know and love and that in turn affects me. 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