There is no non-annoying way to champion your debut novel, so forgive me for believing that it’s DAMN GOOD, that it’s the first book of a trilogy that will GLUT AND GUT you, that if you like ADVENTURE TIME, RUSSIAN FAIRYTALES, and SPIRITED AWAY, you will love it more than all three of those combined, and YOU CAN ORDER IT HERE and READ THE FIRST CHAPTER HERE, and I’m done with capitalization and self-deprecation, forgive me, it’s just that good.
